{
  "NuggLover420": {
    "bio": "The original 20-piece prophet. Known for combos that break group chats and sauces that end friendships. If it's shareable and regrettable, the box has been there.",
    "specialties": ["Combo", "Late Night"]
  },
  "EyeContactKing": {
    "bio": "POV tactician. Captures the exact moment a single nugget disappears while the lens holds steady. The stare says more than any caption could.",
    "specialties": ["POV", "Saucy"]
  },
  "SauceGawd": {
    "bio": "Sauce whisperer and first-name legend. Every drip, every pour, every packet torn open is treated like a ceremony. The box is never the same after the first dip.",
    "specialties": ["Saucy", "POV"]
  },
  "McThicc": {
    "bio": "Crispy exterior, tender interior specialist. Focuses on the contrast when sweet and sour finally penetrate the crust. Texture is the whole story.",
    "specialties": ["Saucy", "Crispy"]
  },
  "CrunchQueen": {
    "bio": "ASMR purist. If it doesn't crack, shatter, or pull apart in 4K with zero talking, it does not make the cut. Silence is the co-star.",
    "specialties": ["ASMR", "Crispy"]
  },
  "HeatSeeker": {
    "bio": "Spice documentarian. Records the exact frame where the heat wins and the milk appears. Every batch is a study in controlled regret.",
    "specialties": ["Spicy", "POV"]
  },
  "TextureASMR": {
    "bio": "Breading and pull-apart obsessive. The sound of the crust giving way is the only narration required. Every frame is built for the ear as much as the eye.",
    "specialties": ["ASMR", "Crispy"]
  },
  "LateNightCrew": {
    "bio": "Drive-thru and after-hours archivist. Still-steaming bags, heat-lamp baskets, and the exact lighting that only exists between 1 and 4 AM.",
    "specialties": ["Drive-Thru", "Late Night"]
  },
  "ForbiddenDip": {
    "bio": "Sauce boundary tester. Ranch on sweet chili, BBQ on honey mustard, the combinations that should not work but always do. The container is just the delivery system.",
    "specialties": ["Saucy", "Late Night"]
  },
  "SpeedEater69": {
    "bio": "World record holder for the 20 in under a minute. Documents the mechanical efficiency of the perfect sequence. No wasted motion, no wasted nugget.",
    "specialties": ["Combo", "Crispy"]
  },
  "SauceDestroyer": {
    "bio": "BBQ and honey mustard demolition crew. The sauce never survives contact. Every shot ends with a clean plate and a sticky lens.",
    "specialties": ["Saucy", "Crispy"]
  },
  "3AMThoughts": {
    "bio": "Late night honey mustard philosopher. Documents the exact moment hunger turns philosophical. The box on the counter at 3 AM tells its own story.",
    "specialties": ["Saucy", "Late Night"]
  },
  "FryThief": {
    "bio": "Combo opportunist. Records the quiet removal of the best pieces when no one is looking. Trust is the first casualty of an open box.",
    "specialties": ["Combo", "POV"]
  },
  "BoxInspector": {
    "bio": "Final nugget chronicler. Specializes in the single remaining piece and the weight of the decision that follows. The empty box is the real subject.",
    "specialties": ["POV", "Late Night"]
  },
  "DeliveryGoblin": {
    "bio": "App-estimated time skeptic. Documents the gap between promised 12 minutes and the actual 47. The bag on the step is always worth the wait.",
    "specialties": ["Late Night", "Combo"]
  },
  "CarSeatVictim": {
    "bio": "POV loss archivist. The one that got away between the cushions is memorialized forever. No retrieval. Only documentation.",
    "specialties": ["POV", "Late Night"]
  },
  "SaucePoly": {
    "bio": "Two-sauce crossover artist. BBQ on one side, honey mustard on the other, the same nugget in both. The ultimate forbidden love story in one frame.",
    "specialties": ["Saucy", "Combo"]
  },
  "RegretChampion": {
    "bio": "The 50-piece researcher. Documents the point of no return around nugget 31. For science only. The aftermath is never shown.",
    "specialties": ["Combo", "Late Night"]
  },
  "TextureDebater": {
    "bio": "Crispy versus soggy dialectician. Places the two textures side by side so the viewer can decide. The comments are the real battlefield.",
    "specialties": ["Crispy", "ASMR"]
  },
  "Perfectionist420": {
    "bio": "Exact-count minimalist. Ten pieces, perfectly aligned, no more and no less. The arrangement itself is the performance.",
    "specialties": ["Crispy"]
  },
  "DairyFarmer": {
    "bio": "Spice and milk historian. Records the moment the heat becomes personal. The glass of milk is always just off frame but never far.",
    "specialties": ["Spicy", "POV"]
  },
  "PortionControl": {
    "bio": "The four-piece coward chronicler. Documents the quiet shame of ordering small when everyone else went large. The box still wins.",
    "specialties": ["POV", "Combo"]
  },
  "SauceEvangelist": {
    "bio": "Sweet chili convert. Preaches the life-changing power of one specific sauce. Every nugget after the first is testimony.",
    "specialties": ["Saucy", "Spicy"]
  },
  "MicrowaveCriminal": {
    "bio": "Reheat tragedy documentarian. The internet never forgave the microwave. This is the ongoing public apology in still frames.",
    "specialties": ["Crispy", "POV"]
  }
}